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An acquaintance came into the place to dine, and was aghast when he discovered the artist in his waiter. " he whispered. " DELAY A woman in the mountains of Tennessee was seated in the doorway of the cabin, busily eating some pig's feet. A neighbor hurried up to tell of how her husband had become engaged in a saloon brawl and had been shot to death. The widow continued munching on a pig's foot in silence while she listened to the harrowing news. " DEVIL Some wasps built their nests during the week in a Scotch clergyman's best breeches.
And the other woman retorted, quite as purringly: "Oh, everybody knows that. " *** In the days before prohibition, a bibulous person issued from a saloon in a state of melancholy intoxication, and outside the door he encountered a teetotaler friend. " The bibulous one wept sympathetically. " And he did. *** When the Kentucky colonel was in the North, some one asked him if the Kentuckians were in fact very bibulous. "No, suh," the colonel declared. " *** The Irish gentleman encountered the lady who had been ill, and made gallant inquiries.
Whereupon, said wife became flustered, and declared tartly: "I never thought of that. " DEFINITION The schoolboy, after profound thought, wrote this definition of the word "spine," at his teacher's request. "A spine is a long, limber bone. " DEGREES IN DEGRADATION Phil May, the artist, when once down on his luck in Australia, took a job as waiter in a very low-class restaurant. An acquaintance came into the place to dine, and was aghast when he discovered the artist in his waiter. " he whispered.